No matter what you've done in the past, it's no worries from here on out. Starting now, you can save your eternal soul at: reserveaspotinheaven. com. For less than the cost of a cool new pair of purple Havianas you get an all access pass to the good life behind those pearly gates. And if you want to make sure your posse goes with you, they offer a group discount for parties larger than 10.
Or, if you'd rather, you're also free to sign up for a one-way ticket to, um, that other place at reserveaspotinhell.com.
where they will issue a one-way free fall ticket.
The choice is yours!
(But then, wasn't it always?)
3 comments:
That is hilarious. I'm definitely passing on the link to others who will appreciate it. And it's nice to know that if I ever get really annoyed at someone, I only have to buy them a ticket to hell, and I'll (eventually) get my revenge. Of course the question becomes, what if you reserve a spot in hell for someone who has already reserved on in heaven -- or vice versa? Maybe St. Peter gets to make that call.
Love this! Thanks for the plug yesterday. :)
Caryn- Hmmm, such a profound question you ask. . .one that can only be answered by the ultimate bouncer I'm afraid!
Hey Keri- reserve your spot today-- I hear they're going quick!
Oh, and thank YOU for the plug yesterday!
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